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Patch Today

Ravey — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 20:12:29 GMT

Can someone post the full patch notes? The patch didn't reset anything did it???

Hahahahaha!!!!

Icelus — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 22:28:35 GMT

Saw this and laughed my ass off....

SANTA CLAUS: AN ENGINEER'S PERSPECTIVE

Icelus — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 17:36:09 GMT

SANTA CLAUS: AN ENGINEER'S PERSPECTIVE

There are approximately two billion children persons under 18 ) in the world.

However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or

Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload for

Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the

Population Reference Bureau). At an average census) rate of 3.5 children per

household, that comes to 108 million homes, presuming that there is at ...

Shoes

Qonker — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:53:07 GMT

Don't Know if anyone saw this.

Bush Shoes

this is a little better quality

Bush Shoe HD

Lux Aeterna

Icelus — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 06:59:12 GMT

For those that haven't heard this song from the Requiem for a Dream Soundtrack, here it is in all it's glory.

Please note, I only decided to post this because I was talking with Justatarget and I don't think he had any idea what it was.

Requiem for a Dream

Full 1.1 patchnotes from PTS and info on other missing classes

doctortran — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 20:00:08 GMT

Changes for 1.1

http://tinyurl.com/6gcoxt

Missing class info here, I was not expecting this!

http://tinyurl.com/2w4apm

Kicked a bunch of people a few days ago.

doctortran — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 18:44:31 GMT

So I kicked a bunch of people from the guild la few nights ago without warning (I am not as nice as Icelus). A few were veterans in WF, but everyone that I did kick had not logged in for >= a month.

If I kicked your alt by mistake, or if you got kicked and would like to come back, let an officer know. Without the ability to make notes on individual characters in the guild maintenance screen, it's tough to keep track of alts and inactive people that haven't been logging in regularly.

Also, ...

First Successful City Siege

Nuken — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 04:03:06 GMT

Check out this link

http://www.tentonhammer.com/node/45474

Destruction succesfully took the city.

1.1 highlights

Ammorak — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 22:07:31 GMT

Folks,

Patch 1.1 is going up on the PTS later today and after some more internal testing, we hope to open it up to the public tomorrow morning. So, as usual, here are the highlights. Please keep two things in mind before commenting on the highlights:

1) This patch was in development before 1.0.6 went LIVE so don't expect to see a lot of changes to 1.0.6 in there yet. We'll continue to hotfix whenever possible and possibly patch 1.1 with changes that have arisen because of the 1.0.6 ...

Just thought I'd...

Bugsy — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 16:58:40 GMT

Just thought I'd drop by and say hey. I'm Bugsy from the GreyLords, some of you have played with me, the rest of you are anti-social and whatnot. I like long walks on the beach and Rubix Cubes.

FYI guys

Gibsin — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 03:06:21 GMT

hey just an fyi that i'm still here the holidays have been crazy and are only going to get worse so I just wanted to let you guys know i'm still around and will be back in WAR a.s.a.p. Hard to find the time right now and i'm sure some of you understand. Have fun and see you guys soon.

-Gibsin

60 day game cards for 12.95...

Roguess — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 10:11:08 GMT

amazon.com FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thats what $6.475 a month... i tried to get a year but just cant afford that much out of pocket lol.. but im sure some of you can

Get it while its there!!! thats a crazy deal i got 3 for 38.85.. double it and you got a year worth sub..

[edit]

Just tried to buy 3 more and it wont let me.. says max is 3..

i know there are ways around it but its just too much work for me lol... still got 6 months of gaming so im not complaining..

Macy's Thanksgiving Parade Rick Rolled

Mookie — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 19:42:54 GMT

Pfft...I could lip synch that song better than him.

BW's whinefest over changes

Auroch/Alasdair — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 23:58:44 GMT

was jsut reading the BW forum. some are actually quitting because they took away the BW buff's from the C&C patch. They are whining that they are so weak and powerless against Destro. Its even worse when the rest of the Order side calls them on it and they ignore it completely.

they still think that Destro outnumbers Order by a lot. Yet their own figure postings make it very close to 1:1 ratio. the balance is getting closer daily.

The worst thing is that they are claiming to ...

o rvr

Arglist — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 20:37:09 GMT

read the state of the game ORVR is getting fixed

Shocker

Ravey — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:35:59 GMT

I don't care who you are, this is funny. Those poor old people have no idea

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2008/11/images/20081112_d-0077-5-515h.jpg

Soooo....

Mookie — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 03:05:41 GMT

To the people who left for WoW: how's WotLK?

Did Blizz succeed again at making it addicting as crack?

PROOF!!!

Icelus — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 05:56:36 GMT

That on Volkmar, Destro can actually organize and do something....

(note the zone control bar and the Southern Garrison)

We pushed them back to Reikland, but some of us got tired and had to leave. Not to mention the lag was insane. Goodkat pointed out that we need to do this again, but on a Saturday morning at like 7am Eastern when there is hardly anyone on. Order has way more numbers than us during primetime.

LOTRO

Mookie — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 02:17:15 GMT

I'm thinking of trying out LOTRO since the it's only $39 for the xpac/original, any of you ever played it?

A modern bit of Poe...

Icelus — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 00:38:27 GMT

Once upon a midnight dreary, while i porn surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.

Future leader...

Icelus — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 00:13:29 GMT

It's my birthday!

Mookie — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 00:17:16 GMT

Buy me presents!

Level 41 SM

Mookie — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 22:15:12 GMT

I thought this was pretty funny.

http://www.warhammeralliance.com/forums/showthread.php?t=187723

Get ready for patch 1.05

Mookie — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 03:48:25 GMT

Folks,

Look for my new topic in a few hours. The notes are 17 pages long and still growing.

And yes, this is the patch that pretty much everyone has been asking for and talking about here and elsewhere. Brought in from 1.1 to 1.05 as I hoped we could do. There's no such thing as a miracle patch, and WAR certainly doesn't need one, but it certainly is a big patch.

Mark

Here's the first part of the patch notes I found, will post more as I see them.

Folks,

Okay, here�s ...

Witching Night Screenshots!

Mookie — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 04:30:59 GMT

Post your Witching Night screenshots here!

I'll upload some of mine later, they're pretty much just of the massive battles going on in the RvR PQs.

Edit: Here's mine. There's a lot more people than what it shows, but I have my settings on low so I don't lag like crazy in the middle of it.

Girlfriend Potential Test

nezitic — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 01:06:15 GMT

This is clearly meant for the Man Canon.

As taken from: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/tor/763102764.html

Instructions: Please answer the questions below as directed in each section. You will be marked for grammar, spelling, cleverness, creativity and boob-size. Please keep in mind that while this is not an application for a job, your performance on this test will be a reflection of your ability to achieve certain positions once out in the real world. When the clock strikes ...

Husband and Wife

Icelus — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 22:46:00 GMT

BEFORE MARRIAGE:

Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait!

Wife - Do you want me to leave?

Husband - No! Don't even think about it.

Wife - Do you love me?

Husband - Of course! Always have and always will!

Wife - Have you ever cheated on me?

Husband - No! Why are you even asking?

Wife - Will you kiss me?

Husband - Every chance I get!

Wife - Will you hit me?

Husband - Hell no! Are you crazy?!

Wife - Can I trust you?

Husband - Yes.

Wife - Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE: ...

Data.myp in your warhammer directory

Vit — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 07:14:05 GMT

http://www.warhammeralliance.com/forums/showthread.php?t=171149

Cliff notes for those at work. Seems to be collecting data and hogging some HD space. So check yours.

Hot Fixes - 10/30/2008

Icelus — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 10:27:32 GMT

Greetings!

We have some more hot fixes for today:

Content

Fixed an issue that would in some rare cases cause Skiv Redwarp, a boss NPC in the Warpblade Tunnels dungeon to become unattackable.

The NPC Zarbog One-toe in the Badlands will no longer fall under the world.

Adjusted the levels of some Withered Crone and Restless Spirit NPCs to a more appropriate range for their locations in the world.

Made some adjustments to the Sigmar's Crypts dungeon bosses Zakarai and Verrimus ...

Awesome - SNL skit

Kade — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:24:09 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV4r7SDab4I&feature=related

Pics & lulz

doctortran — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 19:27:04 GMT

I've been a forum troll for a few years now. There is a forum topic that I recently remembered from my old forums that I would love to see resurrected here; A funny pic thread.

Any pic (sans pr0n) will do; as long as it's humorous, and doesn't show any outright animal cruelty / gore / or anything you wouldn't want yo momma to see. It's a contest to see who can troll google images or 4chan and find the best of the best, and post them here. We used to get up to 25 pages of pics going between ...

Add ons

Arglist — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:20:35 GMT

what are ya all using or suggest

i found this one and woundered if it was any good

http://www.warhammeralliance.com/forums/showthread.php?t=121526&highlight=bestiary

its for the tok beastery

Because people are SMRT

Arglist — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:57:54 GMT

Spoiler this is a rant not any thing important feel free to not even bother reading.

Wow, I just need to get this off my chest

I was reading forums (such as warhammer alliance)

and looked at topics such as "how order gets screwed again" and "I want male witch elves" ect ect

yes i have reconfirmed my knowledge that people are stupid. Please don't be shocked, it is sadly a truth we live with. The part that really gets annoying is they have learned ...

LFG

Arglist — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 05:06:21 GMT

Just seeing if any one else here read

Looking for Group

25-35 in 4 hours, not an exploit?

Mookie — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 07:15:06 GMT

Found this on WHA, what do you guys think?

Was just informed by a CSR that this is not an exploit, so thought I would share with people who don't know already.

In the West wing of Bastion Stair, there is an "Arena" at the bottom. Surrounding this arena are non-aggro Spectator mobs that are level 33 Champions. They come as groups of 6-8 and a Level 25 can easily solo a full group. They have very very low hps and hit for next to nothing. They give full exp however, so each ...

Funny McCain Rap Video

Jinxes — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 07:53:25 GMT

Enjoy!

W.O.W. I mean wow....

Ravey — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 17:21:04 GMT

Srs gaming for srs ppls

http://www.ripten.com/2008/10/10/wow-whore-has-36-accounts-raids-by-himself/

Server Transfer Update

Mookie — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:45:15 GMT

Folks,

Over the last few weeks the team has implementing a transfer system to allow both players and guilds to move between our servers. This technology was not available for WAR at launch and building it has proven to be a little more complex than originally expected. I�m happy to say that starting next week we will begin public testing of the service and if things go well, we will be able to offer it free to our players (for a limited time) either next week or the week after that. ...

Warhammer Halloween a.k.a Witching Night

Mookie — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:49:16 GMT

Witching Night

One of the many things I do is working out a plan for our live events. Just recently we all had time to look up from our computer screens to realize that Halloween was right around the corner and we�d like to provide some fun stuff to celebrate the occasion! So, you know what would be cool? How about a sneak peak at what we�re prepping for the Halloween season - known as �Witching Night� in the Warhammer universe when the divisions between the living and the dead grow thin, ...

Obama vs Berg Court Case

Kade — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 18:10:17 GMT

I started a new topic for this because although related, it is not really pertinent to the rest of the conversations.

I will admit that the odds of any of this being completely true are slim, but i really don't think we can afford to just take Obama at his word. This is the presidency of the United States of America for crying out loud. We can not afford to be wrong here. Whether you agree with him or not, he makes some very good points.

Although kinda crappy, he is legally ...

now i see why people left to go back to WoW!

Vit — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 12:58:11 GMT

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=11162847243&sid=1

Wow version of the ToK + WoW world pvp killing leaders. Omg, Blizzard just negated all of WH. Why does WH even exist anymore?!

Best fight scene evar!

Mookie — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 03:17:43 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1eFdUSnaQM

10/22- Hot Fixes and Experience Inreases (Phase 3)

Mookie — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 23:48:54 GMT

Experience Enhancements:

Greetings!

With the addition of the new region-wide and RvR-wide chat channels we have seen a marked increase in Open RvR participation. In order to encourage this trend even further, we have made an additional adjustment to the experience awarded for killing enemy players in an Open RvR area. Previously we increased this amount by 50%. As of today, that bonus has been raised to 100%. With this change players killed in Open RvR will now be worth double the experience ...

Trippy Screenshots

Ravey — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 03:51:10 GMT

So my textures went a little insane and here's the result

i just had to laugh...

Kade — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 20:34:39 GMT

Something Funny

Icelus — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 05:34:06 GMT

Here's something funny to make people laugh. Enjoy:

LOL @ Censorship

Jinxes — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 20:47:49 GMT

Just got a tickle at my edited post in the thread "Best Video Ever"

I didn't know you guys were so conservative O.o

Anywho, why not just delete the post and or thread instead?

Honey I Shrunk the Forums!

doctortran — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 07:52:53 GMT

WTF where did all the forums go. And a warcraft recruitment area?

Hot Fixes 10/20

Mookie — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 23:52:43 GMT

Greetings!

Happy Monday to everyone! We've been hard at work today, so without further ado here's today's round of hotfixes:

Content

* Battle of Bitterstone: Killing Greenskin NPC's in stage 1 of this public quest will now properly award players with influence.

* Neversong Caravan Defenders: Fixed an issue that was causing the kill counter in this public quest not to increment properly when the guards are killed.

* An Ounce of Prevention: Fixed an issue with this ...

TALA!!!!!!!!

Arglist — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 17:01:17 GMT

heya tala

could you please before you account expires maybe promote gribbler in sea bass/ unless you already passes leadership on to some one else

and damn it i had sent a metric ass ton of mats to sauske and you go and lefted us we r sad and you takeded whitie wit u

hmmmm

well we will see you in 3 months after you finish wow's new content and it goes back to suckville ;p

that goes for all you wow'ers come back your missed

later

love peace and hair grease