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Mutter
Slugg
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Join date: 2009-01-23
 |  Subject: Most Amazingly Awesome Work Conversation Ever  Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:08 pm | |
| I got to use the words "douche nozzle," "douche wand," and "douche spray" about a dozen times this afternoon, in a serious meeting with clients. It was probably the hardest time I've ever had keeping a straight face. We're designing a corporate facility in the middle east, and its a common thing for them to have hoses with little nozzles on them next to the toilets so that after they're done taking a huge shit, they can spray themselves clean. The name of the device? You guessed it. Its called a "Douche Wand." Well, there was a discussion about the water pressure needed to supply the douche wand, and how many PSI the douche spray needed to be. Of course, if you know anything about fluid dynamics, you know that one of the main factors in how hard the douche spray would be is how small the aperture is of the douche nozzle. It actually became a sport to me how many times I could say douche nozzle to these serious looking middle eastern men without even cracking a smile. Hey, I'm an engineer, I have to have fun SOMEHOW. |
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Fezzic
Slugg
Posts: 20
Join date: 2009-02-06
| | Subject: Re: Most Amazingly Awesome Work Conversation Ever Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:32 am | |
| Oh man that's awesome. The best I've ever been able to do was accidental. When asked how I planned to do a large scale roll out by the executive board, I said "we're just going to have to zerg it." They all nodded and moved on the next point. Wasn't until afterwards that one of my staff said "You know, nobody in there knows what a zerg is" that I realized.  |
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Ravey
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| | Subject: Re: Most Amazingly Awesome Work Conversation Ever Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:46 pm | |
| LMFAO!!!! Way to sneak douche into a serious convo. You have to have some serious cool not to crack up. Douche means shower in French, and whenever we would practice hotel conversations, bathroom words, I fucking couldn't stop laughing. And Fezzic way to go getting zerg into a boardroom  hahahah They were probably think it's some german marketing term and they're behind on the lingo!! _________________   Cuz I can Ur mom's a noob |
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doctortran
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| | Subject: Re: Most Amazingly Awesome Work Conversation Ever Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:21 pm | |
| Avec un douche. Fezzic could probably sell a book about corporate zerging. _________________  |
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Ravey
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pharnal
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Join date: 2009-02-06
| | Subject: Re: Most Amazingly Awesome Work Conversation Ever Fri Feb 13, 2009 11:13 am | |
| lol isn't that called a beday? |
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Tyrannos
Greenhorn
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Join date: 2008-11-29
Age: 27
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| | Subject: Re: Most Amazingly Awesome Work Conversation Ever Fri Feb 13, 2009 11:45 am | |
| In Europe and America it is called a beday. This is the Middle East he's talking about. |
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doctortran
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| | Subject: Re: Most Amazingly Awesome Work Conversation Ever Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:20 pm | |
| Bidet, not beday, but phonetics ftw though. _________________ |
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Tyrannos
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| | Subject: Re: Most Amazingly Awesome Work Conversation Ever Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:25 pm | |
| | doctortran wrote: | | Bidet, not beday, but phonetics ftw though. |
Shouldn't you be at work or something?? Correct my engrish you bastard! |
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Ammorak
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| | Subject: Re: Most Amazingly Awesome Work Conversation Ever Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:59 pm | |
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Fezzic
Slugg
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| | Subject: Re: Most Amazingly Awesome Work Conversation Ever Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:03 am | |
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Qonker
Slugg
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| | Subject: Re: Most Amazingly Awesome Work Conversation Ever Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:20 pm | |
| ∏ _________________  İRavey A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week. --George S. Patton |
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Fezzic
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| | Subject: Re: Most Amazingly Awesome Work Conversation Ever Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:14 am | |
| Would that be "pye" at the Ren Faire?  |
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