Who Is Warfist?

**Squib** · Subject: Who Is Warfist? Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:54 am

Who is WarFist.

I know what your thinking. Who the hell is WarFist and why should i care?

Alright guys, Here is the short version.

We are a destruction guild based on the Barak Varr server. We have been a guild since early April, and we will be rolling on a Core Rule Set Server. Our age limit is 18+ We are not a guild for kids or immature adults. Those are the basics. For the average member, you need to know nothing else.

Here is the long version.

WarFist started as an idea between two people. Kade and myself decided that we had had enough with pathetic guilds with the cookie cutter rules and regulations. Be nice to others, don't grief, don't camp, Fight with honor and respect, etc etc etc.
You have all seen the lists, and you have all seen the pompous self righteous guild members with their noses in the air telling you these things like they actually follow them in their every day lives. You would think that these people are virtual saints in every day life because of the high minded ideals they seemingly embody in their gaming.
Now don't get me wrong, I'm a fairly nice guy in real life, and so are most of us, but I am here to tell you today that in no way do we embody any of these principles in game. We are not here to fight a duel. We are not here to fight honorably. We are not here to live and let live. This is War and we will have victory and blood by any means. I want you to maim, kill, gank, camp, grief, destroy, humiliate, torture, and ravage the enemy with every tool at your disposal. If you see a guy fighting six mobs, gank his ass and take the loot for yourself. If we had a list of mottos it would look something like this.

If it is a fair fight, your tactics are wrong.
Give no quarter, for you shall receive none in return.
Mercy is not for the week, but it is for the foolish.
Honor is for duels, it has no place on the battlefield.
Courage means a disregard for self preservation when the death of our enemy is at hand.
Fight with passion, not with calculation.
Fight with anger in your heart, for it will preserve your life.
Above All, Deserve Victory

All of us are dead. We have been dead since we have vowed to take the blood of our enemies. A dead man needs no honor or sensibility, A dead man has nothing to lose for he is already dead. A dead man knows no fear. Only through victory will we live again. At no point do we pretend to be anything but complete and total fiends to our enemies. We will not back down, No deed is too much, No humiliation is too horrible to inflict. No defeat is too terrible to behold in the face of our fury. We will join battle with a grin on our faces and fury in our hearts. The scent of battle inflames our passion and only serves to embolden us. We are chaos, We are Destruction Embodied, We are WarFist.

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Notes / Conduct / Practicalities

You are required to have and use ventrilo during all guild functions.
You are not required to play any set times, or play a specific amount. We have lives too.
Keep your language clean (mostly). While most of us are over age, there are a few who are not.
If you hack, cheat, or break the TOS in any way what so ever you are out.
We have girls in guild. No, they will not sleep with you. Your pathetic for even hitting on them. If you make them uncomfortable in any way, or vice versa...That's right girls, put the ladies away...You will be booted.
If you cause drama in guild (intentionally), you are gone. Instantly.
If you never participate in any guild events, there is no reason to be in this guild. We are not just a tag for you to sit under.
I don't care how fast you level. Doesn't matter. Its a game, have fun.
We are assholes in game because its fun. This is a game. If you are not having fun, quit playing.

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Applying To Warfist

To apply to the guild, make a post on the recruitment forums following all the guidelines.
If you cant follow our posting rules don't bother. We have no reason to believe that you would ever follow commands during battle if you can't be bothered to follow our posting rules.
Let me be very clear about this. Talking to a guild leader or officer in game does not mean your in. You MUST make a post. You are not a member of this guild unless you have a recruitment post on the forums. Plain and simple.
When you make an account for these forums, make your name the same as your in game name. I will change it.
DO NOT! use leet speak, have names with random capital letters, act immature, swear uncontrollably, or in any way act like you did in Warcraft. I couldn't care less if you played it. I don't care how awesome you were or how much raiding you did.
Keep your sigs and your avatars clean. I don't want to see some retarded counterstrike pron spray as your avatar. I will change it, and may boot you.

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Guild Functions

Our guild functions include but are not limited to...

Guild RvR days. This is still in the works, but about three or four days a week, we will all log on, take over a zone, and just beat the hell out of it for a few hours as a guild. Also castle sieges will be scheduled
The Warfist Games. Think Olympics, with weapons. We will have chaos chicken races, Mount Races, and Duels for the rank of Class Leader or Warmaster.
Due to the nature of castle sieges and the end game raids being dependent on the city sieges, we will not be able to schedule in advance, end game raids. Watch the forums, and the in game calendar.

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Guild Ranks and The House System.

We have two guild leaders, each leading a house in the Druchii style. This is a dictatorship. We are not a democracy. While we will ask opinions and take suggestions, the final say ends with Us. No house will have more than 50 members depending on several factors yet to be determined. For Every twenty five members we will have one officer.

We do this for several reasons. One. This is a game and I will have fun. I don't care about your problems. I want to go level and fight the order. If you come to me with trivial problems, I will be irritated. That's what my officers are for. Each officer will be in charge of 25 members, if they can not solve your problem, they will take it to the leader of your house and we will deal with it then. This is the chain of command. You do not get to pick and chose which guild leader or officer you think might be more sympathetic to your whiny insignificant problems.

Second Reason. This provides a clear chain of command and a clear path for advancement within the guild. The following is a list of the ranks in our guild starting at the top.

Dread Blood - Guild Leader (Squib)
Dread Raven - Guild Leader (Kade)
War Captain - Officer
Warmaster - Class Leader
First Fist - Honored Member
Second Fist - Member
Slugg - Two Week Trial Member
Git - One Week Initiate Member
Banished - Punishment Rank

Dread Lord Advancement.
Should we get enough members that a third house becomes necessary we will promote an officer to Dread Lord and give them command of a house.

War Captain Advancement
If a new house is Commissioned, the new house leader will select two Honored Members from the list to serve as Officers in his or her house.

Warmaster Advancement
The Warmasters are selected by combat. Every week, at the Warfist Games, Each member who has signed up will strip nekked, equip a level 1 weapon and fight it out in a series of duels. This will be done for each class. The winner becomes Warmaster for the week.

First Fist Advancement
You must recruit five members who make it past Git (initiate), and Slugg (trial membership) to become Second Fist (full members). This will qualify you for advancement to First Fist. On their application, your five recruits must put your name under the referred question.
Why do we do this? Glad you asked. This guild is not top heavy. We will not ever have more leadership than members. Each officer must be supported by 25 members and each Dread Lord must be supported by 50 members. This is how our guild grows. If you want to move up in rank, invite more people. If we do not have the membership to support the leadership, you will not advance. Plain and simple.

Second Fist Advancement
Complete your two week trial membership. You will likely be given a task to complete to show dedication to the guild such as, start a group for a specific dungeon, start a group for RvR, etc. These tasks will NEVER be monetary in nature and are designed to get you involved in our guild as a participating member.

Slugg Advancment
Complete your one week trial membership without pissing anyone off and participating as much as you can in guild events.

Banished
If you found yourself here, then you did something wrong that wasn't bad enough to earn instant booting. You were probably talking in vent during a meeting, being disruptive, playing music on vent, or being really really really stupid to the extent that you caused us to lose a keep. or you were swearing uncontrollably like a retarded b-net kiddy. STOP DOING IT. you will be booted if you continue. At no point will we by shy about kicking disruption. Disruption and Drama destroy guilds. It wont work here. You will not get the attention you clearly crave from us. You will earn banishment and our ignore lists.

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Welcome to WarFist

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